what!

top 10 things that have been said or that i have heard since mike got here 10 minutes ago.

1.show me your genitals

2. i can give good sex to you, because im good at sex

3. you got served

4. its the new garden state

5. if i could throw vaginas behind a girls head i would

6. this had better be porn . . ."close"

7. safety

8. can a nigga get a table dance

9. god this chick is so average, are you writing that right now? match.com on myspace usually has hot girls but this one is a fugly hoe . . . i dunno maybe shes growing on me.

10. also i ate shit on the stairs.