Saturday, April 18, 2009

god dag jeg elske å pilage/ i love to pilage

i went ahend and chose the same option that mickey did in order to keep up. I got day 265 which is

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!
today do something that could save you alot of future hassle

my options were to;
-leave a copy of your house key with a friend in case you lose them in the woods
-buy candles and matches in case there's a sudden power cut while you're in the bath
-spoil your kids so they don't put you in a home when you're old and decrepit
- learn norwegian in case Norway turns into an evil superpower and invade

so naturally i chose to learn some norwegian. i chose it incase i tend to join them, becuase if i had to choose to be anything it would be a samurai and if i cant be that then i might aswell be a bad ass viking. 
 common norwegian phrases

- denne er på min alder landsby nå og jeg vil gjerne brannsår den å terrenget , alle problemer /this is my village now and i want to burn it to the ground, any problems!
- alle din kvinne er høre til meg/all your woman are belong to me.
mead! flere mead!/mead more mead!
stor odin's grådig /great odin's raven


A new direction...

We are now taking this blog into a great social experiment. There is a book that guarantees that it will change your life by following a single thing out of it every day. As we go thru this we will be updating you all, it should be a lot of fun =)

Day 1 Warm-up
As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit.

Choose one of the following options:

Do one press-up
Perform a striptease (in private).
Triple-tie your shoelaces.
Learn to play chopsticks on piano
Increase your typing speed by three words per minute
Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone
Set all your clocks to exactly to the right time
whisper a white lie when no one's listening
fantasize about your partner
Use a different thickness comb
say yo instead of hello
hold the phone up to your other ear
tell someone your middle name
try a new sandwhich filling
leave work five minutes early
bookmark a new website
give your genitalia pet names
decide which one of your toes is the prettiest
insult an insect
go on a one-minute hunger strike

And for those crazy individuals who want to dive in at the deep end:
open this book at random and perform that day's task

Micky:
Mood is over the moon =)

I figured why not just dive on in to this thing. I had already read some of the other days proceedng this one, and wanting something fresh, turned to the middle of the book apparently in some french section of it. So apparently n day 209 I will have to smoke 60 Gauloises (a french brand of cigarette for peasants). Well since you apparently can rarely fnd these in the U.S. and I am allergic to Tobacco I will just have to compensate. I have a copious ammount of awesome geen waiting at a friends and we are going to smoke the entire thing =) I'll update more on this later.

*update*
The day started out pretty well. I got up, smoked a fatty...then went over and had more awesome shtuff at a Alissa's...then got JT(Jalapeno Tree) and scored extra food and didn't care (truly a french way of life)...then we kept rolling and smoking fatties and watching tons of TV episodes (lazy as all hell in the name of France-Viva la france!) and had others joins us later for a group fireside chat, and let me tell you the fattie was fat and he company was the best. More food delivered to the apt and then more green floating around. Then we failed at taking over and controlling any of a galaxy (remind you of most of a certain country during war time)...Alright, it's the end of the night, no more French bashing...

Brian's turn!