Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Top Ten letters of the alphabet...

10) E
Well had to start out with a good vowel. and E is a pretty good one...Look at all the words I've typed so far that contain an E =) plus elipses, something i use a lot of...

9) R
Right? I mean if the word right starts out with an R then that makes R pretty awesome in my opinion...

8) C
Crazy, Controlled, Cat, Canine, Computer...I Could go on =P

7) I
One of the few letters you can use as a number as well *thumbs up*

6) A
A...Another vowel...Aren't they awesome...They're around the corner every, just abiding by the rules of no one...They were first, why should they listen to anyone?

5) K
King me bitches...That's all I got...

4) B
The big lebowski...bruce leroy...bobby brown...bo diddley...Mr. Bojangles...Bob Marley...Brian Kempf...

3) H
Hhhiiiiiggghhh...

2) L
<3 Love of course...but also Lion...Lasagna...Luck...

1) M
And yeah, you can call me biased here for liking this one the most =) My name's micky, and there so many Awesome things that begin with M...Like Mike Jaynes bitches...Magic...Mickey's fine malt liquor...Micky's magikal mystery mix...My car...My sharona...Monkeys (especially of the brass persuasion)...and other such M things...

That's it for today...Join me tomorrow for something random...and if you have any ideas of top tens i should do then bring it on =)

p.s. I spelled out 3 different people's full names in this post...

Monday, December 1, 2008

what!

top 10 things that have been said or that i have heard since mike got here 10 minutes ago.

1.show me your genitals

2. i can give good sex to you, because im good at sex

3. you got served

4. its the new garden state

5. if i could throw vaginas behind a girls head i would

6. this had better be porn . . ."close"

7. safety

8. can a nigga get a table dance

9. god this chick is so average, are you writing that right now? match.com on myspace usually has hot girls but this one is a fugly hoe . . . i dunno maybe shes growing on me.

10. also i ate shit on the stairs.

Top Ten sunshine moments...

In no particular order since most events at sunshine were awesome =)

10) Playing the quarter machine
I don't know why, but that damn machine is so fun, and you could spend maybe a buck wasting time losing that whole buck...That's better than gambling, except there's really no payout, those things are made for people to waste their time

9) Shaking up a frat guys keg
So these frats guys came in to get a keg and they were being real tools about us carding them and having to pay so much since they didn't bring in an empty keg to trade out. So I go to the back to get the keg, and drop it once while putting it on the cart, take it by one of the handles and shake it up a lot...and then when I'm wheeling it out of the store I take it down a really big step (the curb) and it totally shakes it some more...now I gotta help this guy throw it in the back of the truck we put it in sideways for some reason and it rolls to the back of their truck...Man their beer was probably so foamy...

8) Night shift/Morning shift (Micky and Dan style)
Midway thru the night shift Todd comes in and asks one of us to come in in the morning to open the store. We agreed to both do it and split the money since that basically meant no sleep that night...I believe it was a spring break occurrence...Anyways, we agree and get the great idea to take with us after work a 24 of a malt liquor (mine was Mickey's of course) and also a sparks so that we could stay drunk and be awake for it when we went to work...The nights goes by, and we decide to go to get donuts before going to work (to keep this short I won't elaborate on the doughtnut shop, but it's a funny ass story) get the doughtnuts and go to work, pretty buzzed, awake on energy drinks and with 2 dozen assorted doughtnuts...also there was a latptop...and we spend 2 hours at work doing almost nothing but being fools and getting paid good money for it =)

7) Anytime we got free food from Alvaro
The manager next door at the jack in the box would just hand us free food like all the time...He started coming in and being cool with us when he would buy 40's of king cobra (and I mean like 3 or 4 for a night) before we clsoed so he could have them for later (only weeks later did we find out he just snuck them into the cooler at his work and would get wasted at work)...And so he started giving us free food like all the time...we came back with like a huge bag full of burgers, chicken sandwhiches, tacos and all that other shitty stuff fro you there...

6) Anytime a customer would buy either steel wool, or steel wool and a tire gauge
So for those of you who don't know you can take a tire gauge apart and keep the metal tube as a crack pipe, using the steel wool as a cheap screen for it...It would especially be hilarious to see someone that looks like a crackhead buying steel wool...

5) The day Chris' car caught fire
I mean that was friggin crazy...cars don't just catch fire...from that day on i thought chris was part of some secret government conspiracy...not really, but who's car just catches on fire like that?

4) The day I tricked that guy into believeing we had a shotgun under the counter
Unfortunately I never knew really how much that actually kept us safe (mostly allison) cause that one customer apparently wanted to rob the place after he had found out that there was no shotgun under the counter...

3) Finding that sweet coke - a - cola workshirt in the washateria
Basically i found this sweet workshirt for cocacola just left in the washateria one night and decided to take it...That's about it...it's a sweet shirt, and the only shirt I ever got from sunshine =)

2) Pretty much anytime someone came in just to visit with us...
Seriously it was our friends that kept us sane at that job...While our co-workers knew what we were talking about if we were bitching about customers, visitors just came in and brought whatever news they had and we would exchange stories and then they would leave...it's like hanging out with your friends when you're under house arrest...but you're getting paid for it...

1) Quitting sunshine
While i do feeel bad about the way i quit sunshine, i still think it was awesome...I feel bad only because the way I kinda left a few co-workers hanging (sorry bout that)...but it was pretty awesome cause we were having this meeting at jack in the box next door with all the employees and holly goes on this rant about us not doing our jobs right, and basically says if we can't stand their new style of work, to leave...and I just asked them "like right now?" and she said yes...so i stood up, asked her when to pick up my last check and walked over to upton to celebrate...by the way that was my first time ever quitting a job, and it was only my second job ever...

I guess that concludes my top ten for today...stay tuned for micky's top ten letter's of the alphabet...

If you have any ideas of top tens i should do then please leave a comment =)

*HUG*...

busy busy busy

Top 10 things i have to due this week

1. design and execute a mock up for a 6 page top ten magazine

2. print out every project in typography for portfolio night on thursday

3. type two artist statements, one for my dream show in jewelry and one for expressive drawing

4. present a piece as if it were going in a museum for expressive drawing

5. work monday and tuesday 6-Close

6. start and finish a robot in jewelry along with a digital image to correllate with the robot by thursday

7. watch heroes, and any other shows i missed over the holidays

8. pay bills

9. minor xmas shopping (jo's stocking, sadie's present? and white elephant)

10. see punisher: war zone

Sunday, November 30, 2008

im bringing this back!!

top 10 random things on my mind right now!

1. george loves sleeping on boxes with glass windows (you'll see the pictures)
2. rasberry altoids i wish you were real.
3. work in 21 minutes
4. next week will suck
5. micky is coming in two weeks
6. the your love
7. my thoughts are randumb!
8. i think the me now could beat the me 10 years ago in a typing 'words per minute' contest especially if there has to be typos.
9. if reading comics has taught me anything it is that any of you could be a skrull or shape shifter of some kind.
10. speaking of shape shifting i hope can shape shift into someone rich cuz i want some money.

also twilight sucked.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Cool cool beans!@

"im not gonna lie to you, you look like an eagle with fire all around you and you have a mountain for a face."

"later mountain face"

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

American Film Insititute

This is the AFI's Top 10 lists of movies in thier Top 10 Genres. (of all time)

It seemed fit to recognize it, perhaps we will do our own?


ANIMATION

1 SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS 1937
2 PINOCCHIO 1940
3 BAMBI 1942
4 THE LION KING 1994
5 FANTASIA 1940
6 TOY STORY 1995
7 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 1991
8 SHREK 2001
9 CINDERELLA 1950
10 FINDING NEMO 2003

FANTASY

1 THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939
2 THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001
3 IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE 1946
4 KING KONG 1933
5 MIRACLE ON 34th STREET 1947
6 FIELD OF DREAMS 1989
7 HARVEY 1950
8 GROUNDHOG DAY 1993
9 THE THIEF OF BAGDAD 1924
10 BIG 1988

GANGSTER

1 THE GODFATHER 1972
2 GOODFELLAS 1990
3 THE GODFATHER PART II 1974
4 WHITE HEAT 1949
5 BONNIE AND CLYDE 1967
6 SCARFACE: THE SHAME OF A NATION 1932
7 PULP FICTION 1994
8 THE PUBLIC ENEMY 1931
9 LITTLE CAESAR 1930
10 SCARFACE 1983

SCIENCE FICTION

1 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 1968
2 STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE 1977
3 E.T. - THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL 1982
4 A CLOCKWORK ORANGE 1971
5 THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL 1951
6 BLADE RUNNER 1982
7 ALIEN 1979
8 TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 1991
9 INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS 1956
10 BACK TO THE FUTURE 1985

WESTERN

1 THE SEARCHERS 1956
2 HIGH NOON 1952
3 SHANE 1953
4 UNFORGIVEN 1992
5 RED RIVER 1948
6 THE WILD BUNCH 1969
7 BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID 1969
8 McCABE & MRS. MILLER 1971
9 STAGECOACH 1939
10 CAT BALLOU 1965

SPORTS

1 RAGING BULL 1980
2 ROCKY 1976
3 THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES 1942
4 HOOSIERS 1986
5 BULL DURHAM 1988
6 THE HUSTLER 1961
7 CADDYSHACK 1980
8 BREAKING AWAY 1979
9 NATIONAL VELVET 1944
10 JERRY MAGUIRE 1996

MYSTERY

1 VERTIGO 1958
2 CHINATOWN 1974
3 REAR WINDOW 1954
4 LAURA 1944
5 THE THIRD MAN 1949
6 THE MALTESE FALCON 1941
7 NORTH BY NORTHWEST 1959
8 BLUE VELVET 1986
9 DIAL M FOR MURDER 1954
10 THE USUAL SUSPECTS 1995

ROMANTIC COMEDY

1 CITY LIGHTS 1931
2 ANNIE HALL 1977
3 IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT 1934
4 ROMAN HOLIDAY 1953
5 THE PHILADELPHIA STORY 1940
6 WHEN HARRY MET SALLY ... 1989
7 ADAM'S RIB 1949
8 MOONSTRUCK 1987
9 HAROLD AND MAUDE 1971
10 SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE 1993

COURTROOM DRAMA

1 TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD 1962
2 12 ANGRY MEN 1957
3 KRAMER VS. KRAMER 1979
4 THE VERDICT 1982
5 A FEW GOOD MEN 1992
6 WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION 1957
7 ANATOMY OF A MURDER 1959
8 IN COLD BLOOD 1967
9 A CRY IN THE DARK 1988
10 JUDGMENT AT NUREMBERG 1961

EPIC

1 LAWRENCE OF ARABIA 1962
2 BEN-HUR 1959
3 SCHINDLER'S LIST 1993
4 GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
5 SPARTACUS 1960
6 TITANIC 1997
7 ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT 1930
8 SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 1998
9 REDS 1981
10 THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1956


What are your favorite genres?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

For all you sinners!!!

Top 10 se7en deadly sins

You'd think it would be difficult to have a top ten list with a topic like the seven deadly sins, but there are other monstrosities this world should be worried about . . .

In order from most acceptable to most unacceptable

10. Greed - its everywhere "i just wanna know where the golds at!"
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9. Lust - Bone City, USA
Photobucket Because he's so dreamy . . .

8. Leeroy Jenkins - "OMG! he just went it in"
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7. Sloths - The animal not the laziness
To your doom

6. Pride - Not Just for the Humans
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5. Envy - Just like the movie you dont want people to know you like it.
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4. Gluttony - This is Gypsy law, not Gods
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3. Party Fouls -
puking on someone
puking outside of a toilet or trash can
puking any where, HOLD YOUR LIQUOR!
Spilling beer of any form
Bad circle etiquette
Boggarting
stealing alcohol (punishable by death)
being an unwanted guest (we don't care who your favorite band is)
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2. wrath - "whats in the baaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhx"
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1. Being a nazi - "Nazi's, i hate these guys" - Dr. Henry Jones
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. . .and have a sinful day

Love,
micky and brian

Monday, June 2, 2008

POUR. POUR. SERVE

Top 10 Kids Cereals:

The easiest most simple meal of any day. You're always 3 steps away from nutritious goodness, and you can never stop with just one bowl.

10. Kix - Kids Tested, Mother Approved.
9. Corn Pops - They are just good, what can i say . . .you know what i'm saying

8. Frosted Flakes - Theeeeeeeey're GREAT!

7. Cinnamon Life - He likes it! Hey Micky!

6. Rice Krispie Treat - Who knew you could have rice krispie treats for breakfast?

5. Cocoa Krispies - Chocolate Milk!!!!!
4. Fruity Pepples - So many in one little bite
3. Cap'n Crunch - Never fails, despite the lacerations on the roof of your mouth
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch - Cinnamon Milk . . .
1. Lucky Charms - Marshmallows, Nuff Said

And have a Greeeeeeeeaaat day!

Love,
Micky and Brian

post script: Josephine